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Twilitheen is a spoof of the Twilight Saga with the Vampires replaced with Raxacoricofallapatorians, it is also based on the comedy series My Hero'. it was made by Russell T Davies. They were released as 5 special episodes much like Doctor Who's gap year in 2009
Bella Dawkins falls in love with Edward Culleneen, who is actually a Raxacoricofallapatorian,their relationship is threatened when a group of criminal Raxacoricofallapatorians (The Slithereen) arrive on Earth.
The Culleneen leave Ealing because they feel they threaten Bella with all the Alien activity. Bella then falls in love with Jacob Black who is revealed to be a Bane. When Raw thinks Bella is dead he goes to his home planet of Raxacoricofallapatorius to kill himself.
The Slithereen are back as the Tiv Cor Ai On Dam Vavavoom-Slam Slithereen arrives on Earth with her family and plans to fight and kill the Culleneen and destroy the world, however they are defeated with the help of the Bane.Raw proposes to Bella much to Jacob's dismay.
When Bella and Raw are married they consider the possibility of having children, however due to the extreme differences between Raxacoricofallapatorians and humans it is sadly impossible, however they are helped by a Time Lord in a Police Box who merges the DNA into a Raxacoricofallapatorian Egg. Once the Baby hatches it is seen by another Raxacoricofallapatorian who reports it to the Blathereen, beliving it to be a mutant they come to Earth to destroy the Culleneen, the Culleneen must summon the help of Aliens all across the galaxy and the Doctor himself in order to survive the Blathereen Trial.
- Edward Culleneen played by Ardal O'Hanlon.
- Bella Dawkins played by Emily Joyce.
- The Looney - played by Philip Whitchurch.
- Alice Culleneen- played by Geraldine McNutly.
- Emmett Culleneen - played by Lou Hirsch.
- Rosalie Haleen - played by James Dreyfus in drag.
- Jasper Haleeen - played by Hugh Dennis.
- Carlisle Culleneen - played by Tim Wylton.
- Esme Culleneen - played by Lil Roughley.
- Renesemee Culleneen - Edward and Bella's Son voiced by Finlay Stroud.
Connections with Doctor Who
- The Slitheen are one of the most famous aliens originally from the New Series of Doctor Who they appeared in 'Aliens of London','World War Three','Boom Town','Attack of the Graske' and also appeared in the Sarah Jane Adventures episodes 'Revenge of the Slitheen','The Lost Boy','From Raxacoricofallapatorius','The Gift' and the New Series Adventure books 'The Monsters Inside' and 'The Slitheen Excursion'.
- UNIT makes appearances in Twilitheen,Revenge of the Slithereen and The Blathereen Trial.
- The Tenth Doctor appears in The Blathereen Trial
- The shapeshifters from Twilight are replaced by the Bane who appeared in the Sarah Jane Adventures.